About portalboy

No sponsors, no upload schedule, no 10-year content strategy. Just a gamer who keeps walking into new portals and writing down what’s on the other side — usually right before something eats him.

portalboy sitting in front of a glowing space station portal

The concept

Every game is a portal to somewhere else. Some I move into permanently (Satisfactory: “just one more conveyor belt”; Stellaris: “it’s 4am and my empire needs me”). Some I visit for a weekend. This site is the log book: what I played, what I learned, what’s worth keeping.

Casual, on purpose

Not a streamer, not monetised, not chasing the algorithm. The clips are casual, the tips are the ones I genuinely needed, and the automation exists purely so a 70% off deal never sneaks past me.

Worlds living rent-free in my head

Battlefield 6PalworldEnshroudedSatisfactoryStarfieldStellarisValheimHelldivers IICall of DutySubnautica 2Whiteout SurvivalKingshot

Find me elsewhere

alliancehall.com is my experiment on the mobile side — community pages for games like Whiteout Survival and Kingshot.